snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(via a-h-e-m-a-i-t)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."

Six Word Story (via icekq)

(Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via 10knotes)

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

(Source: waste-it-dreaming, via a-h-e-m-a-i-t)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via bxforethestxrm)

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

image

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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